Become an EXPERT Programmer in 4 minutes!

Become an EXPERT Programmer in 4 minutes!


Hi! Hello! This is the Serious Joker here and today I
am going to teach you how to become an expert programmer in under 5 minutes! now, the first
thing that you need in order to become an expert programmer in under 5 minutes is Notepad++. You would want to download an IDE rather,
but the best and the quickest way to become an expert programmer in under 5 minutes is
by downloading Notepad++. So you can type Notepad++ on Google.com and
download the first link. Click on it and you download the x64 if your
architecture in 64 bits or you can download the 32-bit if your architecture is 32 bit. Now I don’t what this means, but this i what
I have been taught. Since I already have this file I canceled
the download and I go to the downloads folder and then I double click on the setup file. After that, it gets installed as you can see.You
can choose your language. Since I am okay with English, I will choose
English. After that, I agree and next. After that, you click on install. Since I already have this–and you can always
create a shortcut–since I already have this in my PC, they will give me an error… but
for you it won’t happen. So after you install it, you open the file,
you open the program–it is already opened for me as you can see–and then you create
a new file. This already I had. Yes, you create a new file and then you save
it as something.c. It could be your name or anything. So something.c…this makes sure that the
file is in C format. The programming language C format. So the alignment of the program or the coding
structure will be beautifully panned out for you. You won’t have to do anything with regards
to that. So the very next step after this is you go
to Google Chrome or your web browser. You go to Youtube.com. After that, after you go to Youtube.com, you
would need to know what you are looking for and in this case you are looking for C Programming. So you go on and type Programming C and then
check out the videos that you get. As you can see this program…programming
C…this is a little slow for me. Yeah, there are a lot of tutorials on the
internet, on Youtube, you click on this, this is a 4 hour 38 minutes long video, but you
WON’T have to watch even a minute of it because as soon as you open this… what you will
do right now is…look at these videos for a while and then…just give up! Fuck this shit! Oh, shit! I forgot to switch off the lights! MOTHER, CAN YOU SWITCH OF THE LIGHT OF MY
ROOM?! So that is how you become an expert programmer
in under 5 minutes. If you followed my video, you are already
an expert programmer. If, however, you do not follow my video and
go the conventional way, you will have to wait a lot of time and do a lot of practice
every day and for a lot of days until you become an expert on a programming language–and
who has the time for all that?! You could just watch my video instead and
become a programmer–and an expert one at that–in under 5 minutes. If you liked my video, please subscribe to
my Youtube channel. If you didn’t like my video, well I guess
this programming thing is just not for you. See ya! Oh, and one more thing:Still subscribe to
my Youtube channel. Tada!

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